Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Fight Night V

Jessica Biel (0-0) vs Kaley Cuoco (1-0)


Stats:
  • Strength:  8.2
  • Speed:  6.9
  • Toughness:  7.8
  • Fitness:  7.9
  • Defensive Skill:  7.2
  • Striking Skill:  7.8
  • Grappling/Submission Skill:  7.6
  • Overall: 7.6

Stats:
  • Strength:  7.5
  • Speed:  6.1
  • Toughness:  7.6
  • Fitness:  7.0
  • Defensive Skill:  6.5
  • Striking Skill:  7.0
  • Grappling/Submission Skill:  7.6
  • Overall: 7.0

Pre-Fight: "I can't wait to get into the ring and show what I can do." Jessica says. "I'm glad I'm going up against someone as capable as Kaley seems to be, so I have a chance to display most of my skills."

"This organization is really throwing me to the wolves, eh?" Kaley says, jokingly. "I beat Katy Perry at her own game, I have full confidence that I'll come out on top of Biel as well."





Stats:
  • Strength:  7.7
  • Speed:  7.9
  • Toughness:  8.1
  • Fitness:  8.3
  • Defensive Skill:  7.3
  • Striking Skill:  8.3
  • Grappling/Submission Skill:  7.7
  • Overall: 7.8

Stats:
  • Strength:  8.2
  • Speed:  6.4
  • Toughness:  8.1
  • Fitness:  7.8
  • Defensive Skill:  7.4
  • Striking Skill:  7.7
  • Grappling/Submission Skill:  7.9
  • Overall: 7.6

Pre-Fight: This is a great match-up on paper, Yvonne tall, lean, and fast; Amanda stocky and strong. This will hopefully be as good in the ring as it's hyped up to be. 
*Neither fighter appeared for pre-fight interviews*



Angelina Jolie (0-0) vs Charlize Theron (0-0)


Stats:
  • Strength:  7.1
  • Speed:  7.1
  • Toughness:  7.8
  • Fitness:  7.1
  • Defensive Skill:  6.6
  • Striking Skill:  7.8
  • Grappling/Submission Skill:  6.6
  • Overall: 7.2

Stats:
  • Strength:  6.8
  • Speed:  6.8
  • Toughness:  7.1
  • Fitness:  7.1
  • Defensive Skill:  6.9
  • Striking Skill:  7.3
  • Grappling/Submission Skill:  6.8
  • Overall: 7.0
Pre-Fight: One of the all time great celebrity catfight rivalries is about to be settled. "I'm going to show all of you what a terrible 'rivalry' this is," Angelina boasts. "When I wipe the floor with that pathetic blonde, you'll all see how one-sided this 'rivalry' really is."

Charlize just laughs in disbelief of Jolie's arrogance. "Where did she get drugs she's so obviously on?" The blonde jokingly asks. "Look, I expect a decent fight, but she won't be able to handle my height advantage, and she's going to lose because of it." 

3 comments:

  1. Kaley needs to get destroyed...then we need Katy Perry to get even with her! Cuz that was a bullshit loss!

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    1. No way. Kaley wins both of this fights.

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  2. We all know Perry will take Kaley down in a rematch! She will make her tap out!

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