Jessica Biel (0-0) vs Kaley Cuoco (1-0)
Kaley looks a bit nervous as she looks Jessica up and down, slightly intimidated by the brunette's athletic physique. Jessica wasn't paying much attention to Kaley as she stretched and hyped herself up for the fight.
The bell rang and the two women began cautiously circling one another in ever shrinking circles. Kaley eventually made the first move, throwing a looping right hand toward Jessica's chin. Jessica raised her left arm just in time to block Kaley's punch, but was caught unaware when Cuoco's left knee slammed into her stomach. Biel doubled over with a pained grunt and Kaley repeated the move, this time with her right knee.
Jessica was able to block Kaley's blow and grab her leg, using it to drive Cuoco to the mat on her back with Biel on top of her. Kaley reacts by scissoring her legs around Jessica's waist and wrapping her arms around Biel's head, preventing the brunette from punching her in the face, which would likely end the fight for Kaley.
Even though she's wrapped up tight against Kaley, not giving her much leverage, Jessica starts pounding away at Cuoco's ribs, the blonde groaning at each impact. Kaley clenches her teeth, trying to fight through the pain in her sides and squeeze her legs around Jessica's waist enough to force Biel to stop her punches.
Kaley is successful in ending Jessica's body punches, but Biel has other moves and wraps her arms behind Kaley and leans back. With a grunt of exertion Jessica lifts the blonde off of the mat and then slams her back down hard. Kaley's holds collapse when her back crashes into the mat and her hands are now trying to rub the pain out of her back as she rolls over onto her stomach. Jessica moves in to mount the blonde again, but Kaley rolls over and quickly gets to her feet.
"So you've got some fight in you, huh?" Jessica says, surprised to see Kaley standing.
"Guess so." Kaley replies as she raises her hands in preparation.
Jessica moves forward and fakes a punch to Kaley's head only to slam her other fist into the blonde's stomach. Kaley doubles over and Jessica launches an uppercut to Cuoco's chin. Unfortunately for Jessica, Kaley manages to catch her fist and spin around behind Biel, putting her in a chick-wing hold. Wrapping her other arm around Jessica's neck, Kaley starts to choke the brunette, hoping for a quick submission.
Biel's face starts to turn red as she struggles to free herself from Kaley's holds, but Cuoco holds on tight, not letting Jessica go. Getting desperate, Jessica starts ramming her free elbow into Kaley's stomach. The fourth blow forces the blonde to release Biel and take a few steps back to catch her breath. Jessica mirrors Kaley's actions as she gasps, filling her lungs with much needed oxygen.
Kaley and Jessica are breathing heavily as they stare each other down. Cuoco charges at the brunette, launching a flying knee at Biel's chest. Jessica steps to the side at the last moment and buries her fist into the blonde's gut. Kaley is devestated as the wind is knocked out of her and she doubles over, gasping for air.
Walking up to the incapacitated woman, Jessica wraps her arm around Kaley's head and falls backward, smashing the blonde's skull into the mat. Getting back to her feet, Biel used her foot to turn Kaley over onto her back and seeing that she was obviously unconscious simple left the ring as the bell rang.
Post Fight: "Kaley put up a great fight, much respect to her, but I think I've proven that I'm top tier tonight." Jessica states in a matter-of-fact declaration.
*Kaley was unavailable for comment*
Jessica won a back and forth fight 59% - 41%
Yvonne Strahovski (0-0) vs Amanda Righetti (0-0)
“So you like the play dirty bitch!” Yvonne said with rage.
“Did I hurt the pretty blonde?” Amanda mockingly replied.
The girls walked towards each other and they placed their hands on each other’s shoulders testing their strength. Yvonne tried pushing Amanda down, but Amanda stood firmly and put pressure on Yvonne’s shoulders as well. Yvonne’s legs slowly began to give in as Amanda was proving she was the stronger woman. Yvonne could no longer hold her hands on Amanda’s shoulder as she was brought down to one knee and Amanda used the opportunity to push Yvonne on the ground, letting herself fall on top of Yvonne and planting her knee into Yvonne’s gut. Yvonne let out a cry of pain, but wasn't going to give in yet.
Yvonne grabbed Amanda around her waist and squeezed real hard. Amanda was caught off guard and all of the sudden she could feel her air being squeezed out of her from underneath her. Yvonne quickly rolled while Amanda was struggling with the situation and now Yvonne was on top releasing Amanda from her hold. Yvonne balls up her fists and starts throwing punches in Amanda’s defenseless face, hitting the brunette hard. Amanda instinctively moves her arms towards her face, trying to protect herself from Yvonne’s barrage of punches. After a couple of hard hits Yvonne looks down on her foe and mocks her.
“Do you give up bitch?” Yvonne asks breathing heavily.
“Argh, I will never submit to you.” Amanda responds with a sore face.
“I guess I will just have to hit you some more.” Yvonne replies with a laugh.
Yvonne raises her fist again leaving her own body unprotected, thinking Amanda is almost done for. This turned out to be a mistake as Amanda sees the opportunity and with both her fists she hits Yvonne, knocking her off. Amanda moves to the side of the blonde and places her legs around Yvonne’s waist, trapping her foe between her long well-tanned legs. Amanda crushes the helpless blonde between her strong legs and Yvonne is screaming out in pain. Yvonne is finding it harder and harder to breath, while her opponent keeps increasing the pressure.
“Any last words blondie, before you pass out?” Amanda sneers at Yvonne.
Yvonne desperately tries to free herself from Amanda’s hold and manages to get one arm between her waist and Amanda’s leg. With all the strength left in her body she frees herself and rolls away. Both girls stand up again facing each other. Both their eyes spit fire and neither of them wants to lose. Amanda looks at Yvonne who is holding her hand in front of her waist, trying to protect it from further assaults. Amanda starts dancing around her foe, knowing she is in far worse shape than she is and tries to land a kick against Yvonne’s head, but Yvonne blocks it. Seeing Amanda trying to finish the fight with a knockout Yvonne prepares herself for the next kick and Amanda yet again tries to land a kick against Yvonne’s head. Yvonne sees the attack coming and instead of blocking the kick, she grabs Amanda’s ankle and counters with a kick of her own against Amanda’s back. Amanda cries as Yvonne’s foot connects with her back and tries to pull her leg back, but Yvonne firmly holds it in place on her shoulder. Amanda is now completely defenseless against Yvonne and Amanda gets to endure kick after kick against her body. Yvonne is the one now dancing around, making Amanda hop on one leg as she constantly changes position, landing kick after kick against Amanda’s now heavily bruised body.
“Time to finish this you weak cunt!” Yvonne shouts at Amanda.
Yvonne lets go of Amanda’s leg, turns around and before Amanda falls on the ground, Yvonne hits her head with a powerful kick, knocking Amanda unconscious. Yvonne kneels next to Amanda’s head and grabs her by the hair, lifting her head of the ground and showing everyone who the stronger woman is. Yvonne lets go of Amanda’s head letting it fall back on the mat and triumphantly walks out of the ring as the crowd cheers and chants her name.
-Story by Vitezislav
Post Fight: "Damn. That was tough, and I think the cuts and bruises all over my body show that... But that just makes the win all the more satisfying." Yvonne says in her post-fight interview.
*Amanda Righetti was unavailable for a post-fight interview*
Yvonne won a back and forth fight 61% - 39%
Angelina Jolie (0-0) vs Charlize Theron (0-0)
Charlize stared Angelina down, clenching her fists, pumping herself for the fight to come. Angelina stared right back, slowly pacing back and forth in her corner. The bell rings and the two approach each other cautiously, arms raised, ready for anything the other might try.
Theron launches a lightning quick kick that catches Angelina square in the ribs, knocking her to the side with a grunt of pain. Charlize moves in for another kick but Angelina steps back and dodges the blow, letting the blonde spin awkwardly around in front of her.
With her opponent off balance with her back to her, Angelina moves forward and tackles Charlize face-first to the mat. Banging the blonde's head on the mat a few times to daze her, Jolie slips her right arm around Charlize's throat and rolls over so that she's underneath Theron. Angelina then wraps her legs around the blonde's, preventing them doing anything Angelina didn't like.
Charlize gurgled as Angelina's arm constricted around her throat and she tried to get her feet under her to push herself away, but there was no way that was happening with Jolie's legs wrapped around her own. Her arms were still free however, and used them the best she could from her position. Reaching back, Theron began to simultaneously slam both of her fists over and over into Angelina's ribs.
Jolie reluctantly gave up her choke hold so she could get the blonde's arms under control, trapping them behind her back. Angelina then moved both women to a seated position, her holds on Charlize's arms and legs still in place. Theron squirmed and thrashed in Angelina's grasp, but she held the blonde tight and managed to trap both of Charlize's arms with only one of her, leaving the other free to torment her blonde captive.
Angelina gripped Theron's throat from behind, starting to choke the blonde out, but then a different thought occurred to her and she let her hand glide down the blonde's chest, then palming Charlize's right breast. Jolie began rubbing and fondling her prize until the blonde's nipple perked up, and then she had another, even better idea.
Charlize felt Angelina's hand slide down her stomach and then slip inside of her bottoms. Theron gasped when she felt the brunette's hand gently cup her womanhood and then she thrashed about wildly, fearing what the dominant woman was going to do next. Angelina just used her feet to spread Charlize's legs even further apart until they were at almost a full 180 .
"So, do you want to submit now, or after I make you cream your panties in front of everyone?" Angelina whispered into the blonde's ear, rubbing her hand up and down Charlize's pussy.
"Fuck you!" Charlize shouted in defiance.
"Have it your way then." Angelina states coldly while inserting her middle finger inside the blonde, loving the gasp it forces from Charlize's mouth. She starts out slowly, sliding her finger in and out a few times before adding her index finger and picking up the pace a bit. Charlize's right leg starts to shake violently as she's getting closer and closer to a humiliating climax.
"OK OK OK! I give! You win! Just LET ME GO!" Charlize finally shouts, hoping to avoid her ultimate humiliation. Angelina stopped and pulled her fingers out, wiping them on Theron's face before releasing the beaten woman and getting to her feet as the bell rang. Charlize was relieved to have not experienced the indignity of being forcefully brought to orgasm, but everyone knew it was moments from happening, so there wasn't much solace in her surrender.
Post Fight: "That's one rival down, who's next? Aniston? That Fox pipsqueak? ScarJo? I'll take them all on at the same time." Angelina boasts.
*Charlize refused a post-fight interview*
Angelina won a back and forth fight 53% - 47%
Once again when the chips were down, Jolie found Theron's "on-off" switch. The word in the locker room is once Charlize gets "turned on" it's "lights out" for the lusty blond. In all the years they've been rivals, (you'd have to check this to confirm, but) it appears Ms. Jolie has won something like 80% of her fights with Theron.
ReplyDeleteWhen Angelina boasts, "I own her ass," I think you should take that literally!